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A person that looks good from a block or two away, but look ugly up close.
She's Not Cute, She's a Blockatwo
Blockatwo by deep_larynx February 22, 2011
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Blockate 

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.
But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.
Blockate by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

Blockathon 

A defensive strategy used in Cricket where a team defends as many balls as possible until end of play in order to avoid a defeat.

Often used in 5-Day Test Cricket when you trail by a huge margin or when you are in dire straits of losing the match, employing the strategy of not scoring but trying to spend as much time so you can get to the end of the day-five without a result. A draw is always better than a loss in Cricket.
With the 'blockathon' being the need of the hour for the Proteas, De Villiers took 33 balls to score his first run.

South Africa attempt to salvage extraordinary draw with blockathon
Blockathon by ebeyah April 8, 2016

blockamore 

Some one who looks good from a distance but is really ugly up close.
Your girl looks good from a blockamore.
blockamore by GT April 4, 2003

blockatiel 

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.
What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!
blockatiel by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

Blockamore 

A girl that looks good from a block or more away..
Dude, those 2 chicks sitting at the bar are total blockamores..I swear.
Blockamore by sty23 October 17, 2008

Blockamo 

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.
she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo
Blockamo by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004
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murderhobo 

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