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Blockathon 

A defensive strategy used in Cricket where a team defends as many balls as possible until end of play in order to avoid a defeat.

Often used in 5-Day Test Cricket when you trail by a huge margin or when you are in dire straits of losing the match, employing the strategy of not scoring but trying to spend as much time so you can get to the end of the day-five without a result. A draw is always better than a loss in Cricket.
With the 'blockathon' being the need of the hour for the Proteas, De Villiers took 33 balls to score his first run.

South Africa attempt to salvage extraordinary draw with blockathon
Blockathon by ebeyah April 8, 2016
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bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

blackathon

A large convention of African-Americans, usually outdoors. booths are often set up full of watermelon, grape cool-aid, and sherbert.
"Man did you catch that blackathon in town yesterday?"

"Nah, im too Patrick."
blackathon by Super Ostrich February 6, 2017
A person that looks good from a block or two away, but look ugly up close.
She's Not Cute, She's a Blockatwo
Blockatwo by deep_larynx February 22, 2011

Blondathon 

A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.
Franny: OMG do you see that blondathon over there?
Blondathon by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021

blogathon 

A competition between two friends on myspace. The two, three, twelve or more friends each write a blog and compeat to see who gets the most blog views, comments and kudos. The person with the most views, comments, kudos etc. wins the blogathon, thus having the best blog. People who participate in blogathons are usually sad, middle-aged men who live with their mothers and teenage girls trying to prove their popularity.
i always win the blogathons, i must be the most popular! no matter how many thime i comment my own blog, im still cooler than you!

blocation 

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
blocation by LDL1 September 22, 2016