purple_monkey888's definitions

Blondathon

A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.

Franny: OMG do you see that blondathon over there?

by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021

Evank

Super hot, super sexy, super amazing. All around alpha.

Emma: Omg did you see her... I bet her name is Evank.

by purple_monkey888 February 4, 2022