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A person who has an IQ of 985 and likes to digest poop.

"Skylee is such a Blobcob"

Blobcob by FREDFRIES August 8, 2021

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Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

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Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

Blobjob by crash2burn April 4, 2010

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blobjob

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

blobjob by Oinkus December 10, 2009

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Blobjob

it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea

Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob

Blobjob by Majesticalwarbringer April 22, 2022

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bobcob

Simply the greatest gamer tag that could be used by any being. Bobcob is The Coolest Guy Ever and anyone with this gamer tag will destroy you no matter the game.

Random: I just got killed by bobcob, are you seriose reigh neow bro.
Random2: just give up he is legendary

bobcob by BobCob November 3, 2022

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Blobjob

The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

Blobjob by Phil121 October 7, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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