blisterbate
To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.
blisterbate by Madmo February 25, 2015
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Blisterbate
" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."
Blisterbate by selinalynn February 26, 2015
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blasterbation
to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
Blittercated
Blittercated by Ames839 December 8, 2010
Blasterbate
Blasterbate by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011
listerbate
{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.
listerbate by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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