blisterbate 

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

blisterbate by Madmo February 25, 2015

Blisterbate 

Masterbating for so long it leaves blisters

" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."

Blisterbate by selinalynn February 26, 2015

bliterate 

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy

Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!

bliterate by Spulumbo December 13, 2006

blasterbation 

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Blittercated 

Extremely Intoxicated

Did you see those two last night?" "Yea, they were blittercated

Blittercated by Ames839 December 8, 2010

Blasterbate 

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

Blasterbate by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

listerbate 

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

listerbate by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009