Blisterpated 

To be so intoxicated that you're way past high or drunk and almost to the point of passing out .

I've drank and smoked so much today I believe I'm blisterpated!

Blisterpated by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2020

Blittercated 

Extremely Intoxicated

Did you see those two last night?" "Yea, they were blittercated

Blittercated by Ames839 December 8, 2010

blisterbate 

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

blisterbate by Madmo February 25, 2015

Blisterbate 

Masterbating for so long it leaves blisters

" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."

Blisterbate by selinalynn February 26, 2015