Blisterpated 

To be so intoxicated that you're way past high or drunk and almost to the point of passing out .

I've drank and smoked so much today I believe I'm blisterpated!

Blisterpated by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2020

Blittercated 

Extremely Intoxicated

Did you see those two last night?" "Yea, they were blittercated

Blittercated by Ames839 December 8, 2010

blisterbate 

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

blisterbate by Madmo February 25, 2015

Blisterbate 

Masterbating for so long it leaves blisters

" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."

Blisterbate by selinalynn February 26, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004