Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?
Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."