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Afrikaans verb meaning to hit, strike or punch
if he wasn't so big, i'd bliksem that oke.
bliksem by master ace October 11, 2005
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Noun. Roughly the same meaning as 'bastard'.
The bliksem stole my shoes.
Bliksem by Woolf June 28, 2009
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Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?

Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you
Bliksem by BigBullManMilkers February 3, 2023
From Afrikaans through South African English
hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk
bliksem by james February 2, 2005
something jenum used to call me because she loved me
bliksem by bliksem July 27, 2004
a term with multiple meanings. can be used as a greeting or while giving someone dap. can also be used when pissed off.
BLISSEM!!!

Steele: yo mac give me some dap
Mac (while giving dap): BLISSEM

Diesel: thats some BLISSEM bullshit
Blissem by Steeleg1 October 20, 2008
There is a bliksum storm
bliksum by Pig12345678910 December 23, 2020
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