Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you
will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children,
teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very
brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your homework
done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?
Father: This is the last time you'
re going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you