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Afrikaans verb meaning to hit, strike or punch

if he wasn't so big, i'd bliksem that oke.

bliksem by master ace October 11, 2005

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Bliksem

Noun. Roughly the same meaning as 'bastard'.

The bliksem stole my shoes.

Bliksem by Woolf June 28, 2009

Related Words

bliksem • bliksum • Blissem

Bliksem

Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?

Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you

Bliksem by BigBullManMilkers February 3, 2023

bliksem

From Afrikaans through South African English

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk

bliksem by james February 2, 2005

bliksem

something jenum used to call me because she loved me

i will always love you bliksem

bliksem by bliksem July 27, 2004

Blissem

a term with multiple meanings. can be used as a greeting or while giving someone dap. can also be used when pissed off.

BLISSEM!!!

Steele: yo mac give me some dap
Mac (while giving dap): BLISSEM

Diesel: thats some BLISSEM bullshit

Blissem by Steeleg1 October 20, 2008

bliksum

lightning/thunder

There is a bliksum storm

bliksum by Pig12345678910 December 23, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026