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Originally a blind character from the movie Robinhood Men in Tights, it often refers to a best friend who allows you to touch them inappropriately (on the premisis that you are "blind").
Blinkin! When are we gonna watch that movie?
Blinkin by fattamale March 24, 2010
Words you can keep
the same as dumbass, means stupid, can also mean to blink,
your a blinkin idiot you are
blinkin by Ellen *british bitch* March 22, 2005

Blinkin out 

When you get so high every blink feels like snapping out of a dream. Possible loss of feeling in body or limbs and mentally blending with the environment
"Yo last night at the club I was blinkin out. Tony got me out just in time, haha I had no idea what was going on. Was it laced?"
Blinkin out by Adam Haes May 26, 2019

Blinkin Lincoln 

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
Blinkin Lincoln by candle weiners December 21, 2008

blinkin out 

This happens when you pants get too short, either though too many times in the dryer or poor quality. A tribute to a favorite character from my youth, Blinky the clown and his trademark short pants.
My new jeans were perfect when I bought them, but now they are totally blinkin out. I can only wear them around the house.
blinkin out by blouser53 February 23, 2010

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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