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Originally a blind character from the movie Robinhood Men in Tights, it often refers to a best friend who allows you to touch them inappropriately (on the premisis that you are "blind").
Blinkin! When are we gonna watch that movie?
Blinkin by fattamale March 24, 2010
Words you can keep
the same as dumbass, means stupid, can also mean to blink,
your a blinkin idiot you are
blinkin by Ellen *british bitch* March 22, 2005

Blinkin out 

When you get so high every blink feels like snapping out of a dream. Possible loss of feeling in body or limbs and mentally blending with the environment
"Yo last night at the club I was blinkin out. Tony got me out just in time, haha I had no idea what was going on. Was it laced?"
Blinkin out by Adam Haes May 26, 2019

Blinkin Lincoln 

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
Blinkin Lincoln by candle weiners December 21, 2008

blinkin out 

This happens when you pants get too short, either though too many times in the dryer or poor quality. A tribute to a favorite character from my youth, Blinky the clown and his trademark short pants.
My new jeans were perfect when I bought them, but now they are totally blinkin out. I can only wear them around the house.
blinkin out by blouser53 February 23, 2010

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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