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Blingsta 

A wannabe blingster. A lower-class girl who lives to wear flashy, trashy jewellery and braid coloured glass beads into her pubic hair and wear mini-skirts that reflect the light from her pubic-bling. She loves shouting 'ahoooga' when having sex.
Jabu-the-house:Man, Taraneeshta be a total blingsta, she skanky and light up my dick. First time I thought she'd cut it off when she yelled, with all that colour.
Dinka-the-beat: Wow, man, that cool-nasty! I'd run a mile from that!
Blingsta by Leel.Red.Corvette October 15, 2022
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This is a person that wears an ridiculous amount of jewelery.
Yo, look at that Blingster showing off his Diamond Rolex.
Blingster by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

Blingslap 

1.) To slap someone down with so much bling on your wrist and fingers that it looks like they got their ass kicked by a pixie.
2.) The best rap group EVER. (Dr. Larry and MC Fuckstomp)
DAMN! Did you see that girl get blingslapped? I bet her bruises are worth more than her mom.
Blingslap by DrLarry August 28, 2008

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.
I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!
blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006
Bro that girl over there is a bingsta!”
bingsta by Binkstagurl101 May 27, 2019

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling
a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling
blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007