blingtap 

When two chicks with big bling tap their fists together to indicate a high five moment.

"OMG you're so right...Blingtap" (hit rings togethr)

blingtap by Christwinkie January 16, 2009

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.

Dude, look at that blingtard.

blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

blingtastic 

In computer programming used to describe a user interface with lots of bling, bitmapped themes, animated widgets, reacting to user events that should be ignored, more focus on appearance than functionality. Typically unusably slow due to either the effects being too heavy for the machine, or due to animated transitions designed to force the user to watch them fully and exclaim a loud "wow!" as a punishment for clicking or getting near the computer at all.

Hmmmm, KDE isn't yet blingtastic enough, let's add Plasma in KDE 4.0.

blingtastic by balrog-kun August 12, 2008

Blingtastic 

A piece of beautiful costume jewelry that’s had a lot of bling

THIS necklace is blingtastic.

Blingtastic by Misslinds May 3, 2019

blingtastic 

thhhuuuper!

Damn, that new Mercedes is blingtastic!

blingtastic by Anonymous Coward October 7, 2003