blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.

Dude, look at that blingtard.

blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingwad

Unclassified transformed matter.

I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into blingwads.

blingwad by Mr Jerky November 11, 2006

Blingwart 

A piece of bad looking facial jewelry

Damn girl, that’s a nasty looking blingwart on your face!

Blingwart by Kortzy December 27, 2019

Blogtard 

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Clingtard 

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.

"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"

Clingtard by kemperature January 28, 2010

Blogtard 

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011