Blingslap

1.) To slap someone down with so much bling on your wrist and fingers that it looks like they got their ass kicked by a pixie.
2.) The best rap group EVER. (Dr. Larry and MC Fuckstomp)

DAMN! Did you see that girl get blingslapped? I bet her bruises are worth more than her mom.

by DrLarry August 28, 2008

blogslap

To virtually insult someone through a blog.

Note: Blogslapping can be innocent fun, but moderation must be exercised so that you don't find yourself subject to a nasty lawsuit.

Derived from bitchslap.

"I blogslapped Amer when I posted that picture of him looking like a dinosaur."

"I will blogslap you."

by Hsien-Gay Pee April 16, 2008

blingalade

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.

Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.

by Parad0x November 9, 2003

blingblang

the plural of blingbling. off da hook!
ridiculous!!
crazzzzzzzy!!!!
overkill!!!!
jaw-dropping attention!!!!

your car is bling bling, my car is bling
blang!!!!

by kleeman February 6, 2004

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

bingslap

Bingslap
Bingslappin
Bingslapping

When you are up poking a.i with questions till 4am when you should be in bed asleep, but a.i...

I'm so tired, I was up till 4am fuckin Bingslappin again...

Fuck it, i'm off for a Bingslap, it'll be a more intelligent conversation than with you...

What have you been Bingslapping today?

by P_h_y_x November 8, 2023

blogslapped

To be hit in the side of the head by bloggers deconstructing your case.

Michael Nifong was blogslapped by KC Johnson's Durham in Wonderland blog.

by Michael Moy January 14, 2007