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Blingstone 

A sparkling adornment that is designed to resemble a diamond or crystal, but is made from glass or another low cost material. A fugazzi gem stone. A cheap imitation of a legit jewel.
I like how the Blingstone on your fingernail glistens.
Blingstone by Lumimatty June 3, 2019
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blitzstone

The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.
"Hey, do you ship blitzstone?"
blitzstone by 3114Paige February 21, 2018

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.
The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.

blundstones 

tough shoes usually plumbers mowers or builders use made in brown or black leather.
Look, Eric juststepped on a Periplaneta australasia withhis blundstones
blundstones by superballs and shaft January 18, 2018

brinestone

a stone named after bri :)
i love brinestones!
brinestone by eric.teehee March 21, 2021

blingtone 

Just like vinyl, tapes and CDs, the sounds of ringing cell phones will now translate into awards for sales of 500,000, 1 million and beyond. A Blingtone is a ringtone that has sold more than 1 million units.
his blingtone has made him over 1 million dollars
blingtone by chadlamo October 7, 2007

Blundstones 

What lesbians rock to compensate for their celibacy misery.
Kayla: "I don't understand why butch lesbian partners ditch their bras and cut their hair really short to resemble a man". "They walk around acting macho, proudly displaying their blundstones which compliment their shorts and flannelette shirts". "Isn't the whole idea of being a lesbian was that their not keen on balls and dick, so why do they own a dildo?".

Marciano: "They're definitely queer man". "They should impose sanctions against lesbians purchasing dildos, that will teach them a lesson!".
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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