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Ten pounds of shit in a nine pound bag.

A guy or girl who wears clothing so tight that large slabs of fat ooze out where ever possible.
Hey, from this high up I can see that blifit's ass crack!
Blifit by KevinW February 2, 2006
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a no good rotten pig stealing skiller nerd on the game runescape. He tries to be a 1337 m3rch3r but failz0rz.
he also enjoys such sights as blue waffles
Omgwtfbbqspicychickenwinggzzz Blinity
pulled another allnighter!!?!?? thats his 12th this week!@!
zatamaiko:I heard Blinity auto clicked 99 mage cook and agility?@#@!
Blinity by zippyzappity July 11, 2010
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Bliffitt 

The winner was a bliffitt, he sniffed all the bicycle seats before winning the Tour d' France.
Bliffitt by MooPig September 7, 2007
10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag
her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag
Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005
A rather large Spliff,that is so big,if you smoke it yourself,you wil die of over-stonation
Originally used by O.Parsons
Woah, that's a fuck-off spliff, it's a BLIFTER
blifter by james donnelly May 28, 2005
A Blibit is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit (shit meaning stuff) cramed inside it.
IF youre driving down the road and there in the middle or off to the side of the road is a sack of stuff packed full of trash it is called a blibit. They are usually over filled so it is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit in it!!
blibit by doc hargrove July 12, 2006
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
George Bush ought to be hit over the head with a blibitz!
blibitz by George Robertson February 10, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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