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Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.
The winner was a bliffitt, he sniffed all the bicycle seats before winning the Tour d' France.
by MooPig August 29, 2007

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Some sort of non-discriminating order of civilian group inhabiting North America, not a yob nor bogtrotter, but regular middle-class people from shore to shore to shore. Members of the group distinguish themselves in actions that defend their freedoms.
Originally by Lee Greenwood
Title: Proud To Be An American Mareican

From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every Mareican heart,
and its time we stand and say:

...I’m proud to be a Mareican,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
by MooPig September 20, 2008

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Category Culinary:
Friends, Fowls, Romans, Texans, countrymen -- truth is stranger than fiction:
On the menu in the past era of Roman Peace -- Pax Romana --Romans would stuff a Chicken with a Duck, a Goose with the stuffed chicken --and stuff a Pig with the three nested fowls.
Then what? Of course the Pig was stuffed in a Cow. This was cooked over the pit, and well, there you have the link that connects MooPig with the days of Jesus, by way of LBJ.

It's called Barbecue! Manjiare! >>pd
Soon to be featured at all Global Strip Centers around the world, MooPig will fill the bellies of patrons.
by MooPig August 26, 2007

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Noun -- (origins: Lingo used by car salesmen 1940's to 1970's, slang) A Snarf is someone who can fit his, her, or its, mouth over a horses ass and blow the harness off.
Verb -- snarf, snarfed, snarfing, snarffled, snarffling, would have snarfed; generally means drastic reversing airflow.
Noun -- The Snarf was outdone when his date suck-started his Harley.

Verb -- To display his prowess, he snarfed when he pressed his lips around the sizzling muffler while the Harley was running, and blew the rings off the pistons.
by MooPig August 29, 2007

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A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
by MooPig August 29, 2007

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T F stands for "Totally Fucked" -- Pre 1970's expression that is abbreviation for a slang that could not be uttered, due to social restrictions of the time. Fuck and all its conjugations were not the common slang of pre 1970's American campuses. The word Fuck was still taboo, until later in US history, after celebrities and politicians began saying it in public.
The significance is that to say the expression TF as "Totally Fucked" was a final epithet for the situation that warranted the oath. There was at the time no lower epithet to describe your sisters' promiscuity, or the arrest record of your best friend who is now in a coma from OD of LSD.
It is similar to older yeoman remarks like: SNAFU- "systems normal all fucked up"; SOA- "Standard Operating Procedure"... and the like.
Some significance to the importance of the loss of this expression is in the written record back in the 70's of the Nixon Tapes from his Watergate SNAFU... when "expletive deleted" was bleeped out, and bracketed in the periodicals. Most readers filled in the blanks with a T F or equivalent.
Then of course Geo Carlin rambled into history as he spoke of the words one cannot utter on TV, or was that Lenny Bruce?
After we began laughing at comedians and politicians for making fuck and all its forms expletives, T F lost its valuable place depicting the lowest of conditions. >>pd
"That's T F," said LBJ to RFK right after JFK was shot dead.
by MooPig August 30, 2007

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