Blewy Share definition Flag A giant noob. Also referred to as blewb the noob. King of noobs and rides a scooter powered by natural fart gas. He is the epitome of a noob. Wow, you're the biggest noob ive ever seen! You're a blewy! You blewb! Blewy by A wetbandit November 15, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Blewy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch