Blayed

If you are in any situation where you are not sober or thinking straight, you are blayed

If someone doesn't know what time it is, it is blayed o'clock!

by www.blayed.com March 14, 2011

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

blazed

high on marijuana, stoned

wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

Toke Blazed

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".

Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).

Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.

by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005