blaed 

uber haxor, advocate of #planethalflife and all of the known world.

that blaed is such an uber guy.

blaed by blaed February 28, 2003

blaed 

the best guy you will ever meet,perfect smile, perfect eyes, perfect height, everything about him is. he gives amazing hugs and is a great kisser, he is such a lovable guy, is great with kids, you can tell him anything and trust that he wont tell a soul, he knows when your upset, and will defend you anyday, he is brave and doesnt take shit from anyone, he is one of a kind, no one could ever replace him, but he needs to stop being down on himself about death, but other wise 100% perfect!!

girl 1; whos that dude over there?!?
girl 2; ohh thats blaed?
girl 1; is he single??
gir 2; nope, sorry?
girls; what a lucky girl;

blaed by bindy October 22, 2012

Blaed 

Russell the love muscle told me it meant the great one.

Blaed stop drinking that coffee.

Blaed by BJSLAMMR December 13, 2018

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

baeddel 

Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.

Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!

baeddel by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009