compatriot 

A fellow countryman.

The Lewis and Clark Expedition was a journey of two compatriots exploring the unknown regions.

compatriot by Rico (D-Town) February 3, 2005

compatriot 

2nd Definition:
A patriotic member of any service connected military group,
or military historical group. The form of address of
such members.

Compatriot (Name) distinguished the Color Guard Unit.
We are proud of the compatriot's service.

compatriot by Nicholas Howard November 9, 2007

compatronize 

Patronization disguised as compassion.

Don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s.

compatronize by laughing girl January 4, 2011

cosplatriot 

noun: a person (almost always a middle-aged straight white male from North America) who despite never actually serving in the military, enjoys buying as much tacticool gear as their paycheck can handle. Unfortunately that's usually a lot, because Mom doesn't charge for living in the basement. Cospatriots will attend pointless rallies, voice their opinions about "defending liberty" and own at least a few Grunt Style and Nine Line shirts.

"Hey Jim, want to get a beer after work?"
"Nah I can't, have a cosplatriot gig at the capitol I have to get ready for. We're protesting rights that aren't even being threatened."

cosplatriot by ri78ch January 20, 2020

Cumpatriot 

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

Cumpatriot by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

Cumpatriot 

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

Cumpatriot by The BS Express January 23, 2022

comparition 

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.

You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.

comparition by eTee004 December 24, 2013