Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011

bakeout 

when you're blazed off your titties and something astonishes or confuses you.

McKibbin: Dude I found a chopped stick in the carpet
Locky: Bakeout

bakeout by willybob8 November 3, 2009

Blaked out 

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

Blaked out by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

Blakeporter 

Slang for park rangers, common in the upper Midwestern United States. Usually reserved for inexperienced men who compensate for their inexperience by being very passive aggressive and rude. Tend to be firmly "by-the-book" and distribute fines like candy. Will not listen to reason, and are impervious to appeals to common sense.

Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.

Ranger Blakeporter: "Sir, I've noticed that you're in a no swimming zone. I'm going to have to fine you for that."

Man: "I'm not even in the water!"

Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."

Blakeporter by Altuna July 21, 2010

Blakeporter 

Refers to a park ranger, specifically to the tendency of park rangers to be abrasive, passive aggressive, and full of shame at their inability to have a meaningful impact on the world that does not include darkening a sunny afternoon. It should be noted that someone who is a blakeporter does not have feelings. They simulate emotions as a defense mechanism. They often live with the lifelong feeling that their mothers wanted to abort them. They often talk to real human beings in the futile attempt to establish relationships. (derived from the location of swimming areas in many state parks)

Person one: That park ranger gave me a ticket for swimming in an unauthorized area of the park!

Person two: Don't worry. At least you don't have to live the rest of your life as a blakeporter.

Person one: Ha! Ha! What an asshole!

Blakeporter by MCDCN July 19, 2010

Blewedout 

You really ugly , you sound stupid,saying something something

GIRL BYE DONT EVER SAY THAT. YOU WRE BLEWEDOUT

Blewedout by Blewedoutgang June 7, 2018

blazenoutlaws

Minecraft YouTuber with over 1,100 subscribers known for his Minecraft videos. He started in 2015 and has done collabs with many YouTubers.

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blazenoutlaws by M6Games September 27, 2019