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blamex
A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.
That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.
blamex by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010
Blalex
1. A black person who's name is Alex but added the "bl" from black to become "blalex"
2. the best person with a huge pp insanely toned muscles. Is cooler and better than you in everyway possible and very humble.
2. the best person with a huge pp insanely toned muscles. Is cooler and better than you in everyway possible and very humble.
Blalex by BigBallerBlalex October 8, 2020
blazexapex
blazexapex by BlazexApex March 10, 2020
blatently
blasexual
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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