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beast fuck 

to have sex like a wild horny beast.
Jessica just doesn't know that when I finally get to have sex with her. I'm gonna beast fuck the shit outta her.
beast fuck by jigga jerry December 24, 2008

beast fuck 

when you have sex with a chick like you havn't fucked in a decade.
i beast fucked nancy into a wheelchair.
beast fuck by sean December 10, 2004
kyle you Bast-fuck quit messin around
Bast-fuck by assd February 19, 2008

fuck beast 

A term that can be used to describe either a male or female sex machine. As with any beast of burden this individual has the ability to fuck or to get plowed for long durations or multiple times with multiple parties. Like an ox plowing a field this individual truely is an animal.
Ray " Wow that chic is a total fuck beast, she has fucked each and every guy at this party at one time or another during the night"
Tom "Yeah, no shit. She just fucked me for an hour then went off with your buddy Phil." "my dick is still fucking sore!"
fuck beast by Nate11 November 3, 2007

Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast! 

Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend
M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr

blas-fuckin-phemy 

the ultimate form of blasphemy; complete nonsense. extremely frowned upon
Girl: Qdoba is way better than Chipotle.
Boy: That is blas-fuckin-phemy! Qdoba sucks ass.
blas-fuckin-phemy by PurdueBound September 26, 2010
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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