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Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
batfuck by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

beastfuck 

When you're fucking someone with such tenacity that they (and most likely you) lose the ability to formulate words or thoughts having to do with anything besides getting fucked harder, thus at the level of dumb BEASTS.
Oh, I beastfucked her. All she could do was make noises like a paint can being shaken.
beastfuck by Jack of Facts April 9, 2011

blantucky 

A nickname small town in southern Ohio named Blanchester, so named because of the similarities between iy and any town in Kentucky.
She must be from Blantucky, with her tooth and all.
blantucky by Blantucky Stud November 13, 2011
To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.
'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'
blessfuck by Paul March 17, 2005

Blast Fuck 

To fuck a man/woman/object to the rhythm of a death metal blast beat.
Yo, I totally blast fucked this slut to Cannibal Corpse last night!
Blast Fuck by The Son of Leeds July 26, 2011

beastfuck 

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.
Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."
beastfuck by Big Steve June 30, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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