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A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.
Blape by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011
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blape • Blaper • Blaped • Frimple blape gup • Blade • bape • bladee • bladen • Blader • bapesta
A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.
"Dude, sweet blape, let's go to the vendy."
blape by z towne January 12, 2007

Frimple blape gup 

Frimple blape gup is an acute reflection on modern society. It was popularized in 2022 by an extremely dank grumpy cat meme on reddit, in the r/dalle2 subreddit.
person 1: "Yo, frimple blape gup?"

person 2: "Breae youges bremhgy bun"
Frimple blape gup by slink0us May 25, 2022

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?
bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

blake madez 

Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020

AKM blade 

Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.
15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade
AKM blade by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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