Blapè

Dick’d down

I was blapè’d so hard last night

by Andi25 March 18, 2020

Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

blape

A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.

"Dude, sweet blape, let's go to the vendy."

by z towne January 12, 2007

Frimple blape gup

Frimple blape gup is an acute reflection on modern society. It was popularized in 2022 by an extremely dank grumpy cat meme on reddit, in the r/dalle2 subreddit.

person 1: "Yo, frimple blape gup?"

person 2: "Breae youges bremhgy bun"

by slink0us May 25, 2022

bladerful

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

by Din P February 26, 2017

blake madez

A great rapper and fashion icon

Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez

by Jaden789 June 13, 2020

AKM blade

Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.

15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade

by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018