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Blape
A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
Blape by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011
Frimple blape gup
Frimple blape gup is an acute reflection on modern society. It was popularized in 2022 by an extremely dank grumpy cat meme on reddit, in the r/dalle2 subreddit.
Frimple blape gup by slink0us May 25, 2022
bladerful
The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009
Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009
Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020
AKM blade
Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.
15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade
AKM blade by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026