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Blaper Blā'pər is a contraction of the words blog and paper.
-noun
1. A sheet of Web space to write on
I would like to get my thoughts on a sheet of Blaper. I have a great story all I need is a nice piece of Blaper to put it on.
I Blapered the internet with my story.

Blaper by Alexander Variety January 23, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you keep inhaling after a blinker
"Man that guys lungs are so strong he doesn't hit blinkers he hits blapers"
Blaper by 6Bandz November 25, 2021
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bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?
bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Blazer Barboza

Is an american rapper, singer , record producer, A&r from Augusta Ga. He is known for his hit single Last Dance that reached number 13 of the billboard in 2018.
Blazer Barboza is an American Rapper from Augusta Georgia
Blazer Barboza by Blazer Barboza September 10, 2019

blazermania 

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.
I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!
blazermania by Spencer J. April 20, 2008
A person that makes drugs for a living and makes his house and everyones around his smell like chemicals.

Or

A person that is the opposite of Walter from Breaking Bad and is just bad because he uses his product as well and may go after children because he's lost his sense.

Or

A person that is supplying a small town with misery while everyone knows where the drugs come from yet nothing comes of it.

Or

A person that makes so much illegal substances that it's almost like he's a pooper pooping them all out.
A "Boaper" may be seen setting up fake yard sales or make vehicles for sale by their residence to cover their activity.
boaper by Streetsecuritycam November 14, 2019

BlazerNiner Kid 

Dousing your anus in hot sauce while performing a 69 with a she-male.
Tyson- Dude, you look rough.

Brian- Of course dude. I was BlazerNiner Kid all night with Rusty!

Tyson- Scorgasms!
BlazerNiner Kid by PMayhem October 30, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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