blanket face 

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

blanket face by creaternity August 16, 2006

Blanket face 

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

Blanket face by Mliv June 10, 2020

Face Blanket 

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

Face Blanket by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

white yogurt face blanket 

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

white yogurt face blanket by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

face blanket 

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

face blanket by MHSL January 27, 2013

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket 

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket by MoeChama November 7, 2010

Blanketface

When you have had enough of everyones shit so you just want to lie in bed with your blanket over you face to the point where you're suffocating but you can still kinda breathe.

Well.. Fuck this.. I'm gonna go Blanketface

Blanketface by Lesleypornpie June 2, 2018