dads 

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

dads by Alladee March 26, 2015

DADS 

Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.

Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits

May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.

Example:

Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"

Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."

DADS by all4us August 19, 2009

DADS 

day.after.drinking.shits

after all that 211 i drank last night i woke up with the DADS.

DADS by jnovakane February 8, 2005

DADS 

Day After Drinking Shits

A night of binge drinking will almost certainly result in DADS the morning after.

DADS by StupidSexyWizard January 13, 2017

DADS 

Day After Drinking Shits

the squirty, gross shits you get the day after a night of drinking

dave: “how was the bar last night?”

mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”

DADS by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018

DADS 

Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.

*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..

Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."

*roommate 1 sprints out the door.

DADS by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015

Dads 

A term that could be used instead of "Bro's" or a similar word.

I can't wait til the party starts. See You Dads there.

Dads by Skankinbacon08 April 17, 2010