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Blanketface

When you have had enough of everyones shit so you just want to lie in bed with your blanket over you face to the point where you're suffocating but you can still kinda breathe.
Well.. Fuck this.. I'm gonna go Blanketface
by Lesleypornpie June 2, 2018
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blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
by creaternity August 16, 2006
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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Blackerface

When a black person does black face (paints themselves a darker shade of black than they really are)
"Dude, did you see that blackerface? "
*sips drink*
by A man bun March 1, 2018
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blanketfuck

A term explaining when everyone in a group gets reamed in the ass
Everyone on our shift had to stay 5 hours extra. We were completely blanketfucked.
by Timmah February 24, 2004
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bracketface

Someone who sings in a punk band, thinks they are so cool because they have tattoos and groupies, but only play in small bars, probably Uncle Mikes.
Drew is a bracketface, but is so cool because he is the singer in 11-54
by niki December 31, 2004
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Blakeface

The guy you look forward to seeing everyday, who often makes unexpected entrances and watches old tv shows with you.

Inevitably breaks your heart.
It was stupid but funny, I watched Braceface with my Blakeface.
by mellymolotov April 13, 2010
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