Blakean

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(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.

In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)

Blakean by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011

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blakenator

person with intelligence wit hotness coolness

I wish that I could be a blakenator.

blakenator by Al McG February 16, 2008

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blakenall

Blakenall, a area in the black country.
Rough as fuck no one has a job and the main fashion is lonsdale London tracksuits and hugg boots!

Stay away from blakenall you barmy bastard!

blakenall by Blakenall wolla December 28, 2016

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blakenym

Two words with similar spellings but different meanings and different pronunciations. The spellings are identical except for a single double character.

Such word pairings are useful in wordplay or poetry.

Examples include:
eelfish elfish
fiancee fiance
furry fury
good god
starring staring

Overabundant use of blakenyms:
After my super supper in the dinner diner I had dessert in the desert and my ass grew looser like a loser.

blakenym by blurback September 22, 2009

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blakeing

Blakeing is when you stand in plain sight, face into a corner, and pretend no one can see you. Sometimes this can be a true test of patience, skill, and endurance as you may not be able to get free for quite some time.

Jamie Blake was working as part of the behind the scenes crew on a live TV show and ended up being in the middle of a shot and couldn't get out so he stood in pain sight and faced the corner. "Did you see that guy on TV? He was #blakeing for half the show!"

Blakeing can also be for sport as people compete to get the best #blakeing shot as they post the pictures to popular social networks.

blakeing by thedacheat January 14, 2014

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Blakeney

Woman with a gorgeous smile

Her smile is so beautiful, she's definitely Blakeney

Blakeney by Missychevious September 25, 2020

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Blakeman

A complete badass that can fuck anybody up

The Blakeman did not no how to lose

Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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