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Jason Blaha
A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."
While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.
While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.
Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016
Bahja
A sexy girl of the female race. Bahja has a lot of pottential and is a very humble person, she's very classy and always looks good regardless of what she wears..
Bahja not only has the looks, she also the brain, the knowledge! She's good at whatever she does. A very beautiful girl with intelligence. Bahja is a very romantic person, she loves kisses in the rain. She's very ambitious and has a lot coming her way.
She loves helping people and has a soft heart. Being a good human is what she's good at. She's a very grateful person. She's also cheeky but she's a person that will always steal your heart with her chrarming smile. She's a lady like, very mature. She loves play fighting!
Bahja is very soft and can be so hurt! She adores her mum and loves life and appriciates what God has blessed her with!
She's very unique!
B is for bewitch, your charm is undeniable.
A is for agreeable, the best side of you!
H is for humble, a saintly quality.
J is for joy, that you always bring.
A is for absolute, for you know your mind.
Bahja not only has the looks, she also the brain, the knowledge! She's good at whatever she does. A very beautiful girl with intelligence. Bahja is a very romantic person, she loves kisses in the rain. She's very ambitious and has a lot coming her way.
She loves helping people and has a soft heart. Being a good human is what she's good at. She's a very grateful person. She's also cheeky but she's a person that will always steal your heart with her chrarming smile. She's a lady like, very mature. She loves play fighting!
Bahja is very soft and can be so hurt! She adores her mum and loves life and appriciates what God has blessed her with!
She's very unique!
B is for bewitch, your charm is undeniable.
A is for agreeable, the best side of you!
H is for humble, a saintly quality.
J is for joy, that you always bring.
A is for absolute, for you know your mind.
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George Blaha
George Blaha by Diggityisrad December 23, 2010