Blagoj 

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.

Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj

Blagoj by vanvelon July 12, 2017

Blagojeviched 

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.

Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."

Blagojeviched by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011

blagojevich 

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.

The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

..........

Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!

blagojevich by my name is Cos February 2, 2009

Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!

senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama

Blagojeviching by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009

Blago 

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"

"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"

Blago by nycesq January 27, 2009

blagovest 

Blagovest is a person who knows what he wants. He is a good and honest friend. Great lover, no doubt. His strength is his mind. Really handsome and always good looking. Good at any sports and always ready for an adventure. If you're feeling down he is the person for you.

Person: Who's the best?
Person: Blagovest!

blagovest by Love♡ January 8, 2018

blago 

Verb.
Pronounced \'blah-go\

To go on Glenn Beck in a futile effort to look like the noble character in a given scandal.

BEEP

"Hi Honey, it's Eric. I'll be home a little early today. Tomorrow I'm going to blago in Manhattan, so could you run my black suit to the cleaners? You're the greatest, baby! See you soon."

blago by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm April 14, 2010