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Blagojce 

Blagojce is a rare name and only people with big cocks are name that, they're kinda autistic but very nice.
ex. Blagojce just fucked me with his big cock and made me laugh while i was crying of joy.
Blagojce by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Blagojce 

Blagojce is a rare name and only people with big cocks are name that, they're kinda autistic but very nice.
ex. Blagojce just fucked me with his big cock and ripped my asshole in two peaces, but he made me laugh.
Blagojce by Blagojce November 22, 2021

Blagojeviched 

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.
Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."
Blagojeviched by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011

blagojevich 

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.
The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

..........

Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!
blagojevich by my name is Cos February 2, 2009

Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!
senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama
Blagojeviching by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009

blagojevate 

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.
I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.
blagojevate by blagojevate January 29, 2009

Blagojevich 

A ridiculous haircut, outdated and covers the entire forehead - not unlike a band member of the Beatles. Fashioned after the mane of the infamous impeached Illinois senator, Rod Blagojevich. Often popular with early 1980's game show hosts.
"Man, I have seen some shitty haircuts in my day, bowlcuts, the TRUMP, the Pete Rose, but that fucking Blagojevich takes the cake!"

"You didn't pay your barber to give that Blagojevich, did you?"

"I can't figure out how to describe your lack of a haircut, it looks like Eric Foreman for that 70's show, a quarter inch more and you will be in Blagojevich territory

Blagojevich by Grepdogg1 February 19, 2009
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