Blaggins

An excersize performed by one male to increase sexual and physical stamina.
After a series of cardiovascular exersizes you must masterbate and ejaculate and instead of sleeping or rest you must do more exersizes followed by more masterbation.

after a week of blaggins two hours a day John had the stamina of a champ.

by Larry Bew November 14, 2007

bloggins

a general term for a soldier.

You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...

by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

Bagginshield

Slash portmanteau couple name to describe the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit. Used to describe them more as a sexual couple, not just a shorter way of referring to Thorin and Bilbo.

Bagginshield is my newest OTP (One True Pairing).

I can't wait to get home and write some Bagginshield fan fiction.

by Vigorlilover December 27, 2012

Dildo Baggins

Frodo's gay brother.

Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.

by Moppe April 11, 2009

Scroto baggins

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".

I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins

by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

bloggins

a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military

Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...

by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007

douchie baggins

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).

Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.

by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008