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A picture, preferably one that you send to friends and/or enemies, of your scrotum. Usually sent via picture message on your phone, but for more class, can be developed and sent via US postal service.
Leah thought she was getting a sexy shower photo, but Joey had really just sent her a scroto.
Scroto by thejeoy November 23, 2010
Words you can keep
An absolute arsehole who pisses off to a paradise while fire fighters are dying. Formally known as SCOMO
SCROTO tried to shake hands with several brave volunteer firefighters and they told him to fuck off
scroto by petersmyth January 4, 2020
Dude dont be a that scroto in computer programming is a scroto
scroto by noop April 14, 2005

Scroto baggins 

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".
Scroto baggins by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

Scroto Baggins 

When two guys are together, guy 1 tucks his sack back between his legs, while guy 2 sucks his sack and nose fucks his anus
Roger was giving Thomas the Scroto Baggins, when Thomas farted and it smelled like noodles.
Scroto Baggins by Gayfer10 October 29, 2007

scroto photo 

When a dude sends photos of his penis (ball sack) to others via text.
. That dude Chris shaved his balls and posted a scroto photo.
scroto photo by Bad Nancie November 25, 2014

scroto toe 

When a man's pants are so tight, it separates his balls. Similar to camel toe.
Someone please tell Kevin he's got a scroto toe.
scroto toe by The Perolyzer July 23, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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