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Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

andre blalock 

A cool basketball player that be litt af and have all the girls on him funniest person ever
Andre Blalock is a nice brother to his sister Tionna
andre blalock by Tuckey b June 16, 2017

Mr blalock 

Weird creepy pervert teacher who eats little children
“Y’all children are looking thicc today!”~mr blalock

“HURRY! Hide your knee caps Mr blalock is going to eat your knee caps”
Mr blalock by Old saggy balls October 20, 2019
The act of one making the sound of a chicken at a random moment.
As Jamie went bowl her ball, Tom yelled BACOCK!
Bacock by Lamanna July 20, 2008
Verb - When a person pulls on a man's penis and he squawk like a rooster.

Noun - Someone who is being an asshole at the spur of the moment. It is a contraction of "Bitch" and "Dick" (Bitch + Dick = Bacock)
Example

Verb - Sarah Jessica Parker just bacocked some homeless guy! Did you hear him squawk?

Noun - Wow, way to say a vagina joke infront of Megan Fox right while I was about to hook up with her you bacock!
Bacock by JRome3 April 25, 2011
A sperm whale diving into a fat woman's pussy
Dude did you see chad, he just Blalocked Carrie
blalock by 08gmc421 April 14, 2015