Blackuum 

When a black womens head is so good she turns in to a vacuum.

Damn she a blackuum

Blackuum by dan zach jas May 1, 2024

Blackument 

a) When a black person is in the wrong, but can't see why, so thinks they are being picked on simply because of their skin colour.

b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.

a) Black woman overtakes a queue of traffic by driving on wrong side of road. Then, is met by a car coming towards her that won't move out the way to let her continue to jump the queue. She can't see why she isn't getting her own way, so presumes she is a victim of racism. A blackument ensues.

b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.

Blackument by ColourBlind August 10, 2012

Blackumulation 

When a large amount of black people suddenly seem to have appeared in one certain area without notice.

Bro, we better leave. There's been a lot of blackumulation.

Blackumulation by noi'mnotracist January 23, 2010

blackpuma

A human being so small he could be described as an atomic ant, a walking meme
Blackpuma gets no pussy but is a semi god in his own way

I saw blackpuma today and burst out laughing

blackpuma by Rodgut monster July 13, 2022

Backuum Seal 

A suction formed by the concavity of the small of one's back as they lay on a hard plastic surface such as a tanning bed which simulates the action of a suction cup. This usually occurs in people who are slightly or greatly overweight due to the skin being looser. As one lays down they will find that air pushes out from a newly formed cavity created by the natural curve of the lumbar spine and, generally, the curve of a tanning bed. The "Love Handles", upper back and upper buttocks create a sealed ring against the plexiglass. This can create a weird or unpleasant sensation which can become embarrassing as an audible sound is created when the seal is broken when the subject moves. The sound is not dissimilar to flatulence.

I went tanning today and as I left I felt like everyone was staring because when I got of the the tanning bed my backuum seal broke and it sounded like a loud wet fart. The poor girl at the front desk probably brought toilet paper in to clean the bed!

Backuum Seal by Bilabrin September 26, 2013

Blackcummant 

To jizz into a cup, add blackcurrant juice and drink.

Generally has to be your own jizz.

Invented by 'Boreham Boy'

'I made a blackcummant cocktail last night.'
'That's just foul.'

Blackcummant by Ellen, Connie and India August 3, 2007

Blackuuming 

When you're too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner so you have to sweep your carpets clean

"Bob is so poor I saw him blackuuming his carpets the other day"

Blackuuming by DanyaelDemonic November 27, 2011