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A human being so small he could be described as an atomic ant, a walking meme
Blackpuma gets no pussy but is a semi god in his own way
I saw blackpuma today and burst out laughing
blackpuma by Rodgut monster July 13, 2022
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Blackmail 

To force (someone) to do something by using threats or manipulating their feelings.
E.g. CNN threatened to broadcast a Reddit posters personal information to over 2 billion people worldwide unless he took down and apologised for a hilarious meme he (allegedly) made of president Trump wrestling CNN WWF style, that is actually blackmail.
Blackmail by CNNknowsMyName July 6, 2017

blackmaled 

To be blackmaled is to have had intense sexual relations with a black male.
Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."
blackmaled by nutzipper March 15, 2011

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!
Blackoutman by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

Emotional Blackmail 

When the people in your life use fear, obligation, and guilt to manipulate you. It is a very powerful form of manipulation in which the person directly or indirectly threatens to punish you if you don't compile with how they want you to behave.

Some examples of things Emotional Blackmailers say are: "If you really loved me..." "After all I've done for you..." "How can you be so selfish..."
An emotional blackmail artist will use your vulberabilities and deepest secrets against you.
Emotional Blackmail by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Blackpedaling 

Bleackpedaling- (verb) When a white person, whether accidentaly or on purpose, makes a racist comment about a black person and then feverishly tries to retract his/her previous statement(s).
Jim: So then I said, 'Its because all black people look the same!'

John: HAHA... uh oh... I think Arsenio heard that. Better start blackpedaling.

blackguard 

1. A thoroughly unprincipled person; a scoundrel.
2. A foul-mouthed person.
3. The criminals and vagrants or vagabonds of a town or community, collectively.
4. A person of stained or low character, esp. one who uses scurrilous language, or treats others with foul abuse; a scoundrel; a rogue.
5. A vagrant; a bootblack; a gamin.
6. A guy who runs EQII.com
A man whose manners and sentiments are decidedly below those of his class deserves to be called a blackguard.
blackguard by Blackguard January 29, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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