Blackdraft

That Nervous & Akward feeling that White People get as a large group of African Americans Walks Past Them.

Stepping Brashly To The Side Beforehand In Anticipation, A White Guy Grabs his Girlfriend and She clutches Her Purse as they prepare for Black People to Walk Past Them.

"Are You Okay Honey?"

"Yes Im Fine, i was just worried for a moment"

"That Blackdraft Is Still Givin Me The Chills"

by ekimagem September 8, 2008

anal backdraft

when a fart is lit, and the fire travels up the butthole.

After lighting a fart, Johnny experienced the warm sensation of anal backdraft.

by Ronen Boyer October 6, 2006

baby backdraft

During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.

I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.

by shootandrun October 17, 2010

blackurate

Accurate & Black

Me: "Obama was the president of the United States in 2008!"
Teacher: "Blackurate! Good job!"

"Barack Obama always checks his facts, he's a very blackurate man."

Me: " My family is from Kenya! "

Friend reading ancestry files: " Blackurate!! "

by Kenya_Nashua_TLA May 12, 2016

backdraft

A fart in bed that is released prior to your parter getting under the covers. The gas from your fart is trapped within the tighly tucked sheets and no smell is able to escape. When your partner goes to get into bed, they untuck the sheets, thus allowing the trapped stench of death to escape into the fresh air and blast them in the face.

"I really dont want to sleepover David's. I heard that every tme he has a new girl sleep at his place he surpises them before bed with a backdraft." -Randon Chick

by BigCat45 May 19, 2010

ohio backdraft

when you're tossing someone's salad and they fart in your face

I better cut down on the beans cuz Anton hates it when I give him the ohio backdraft

by tomsawyer July 7, 2006

ass backdraft

The unfortunate consequences of an improperly executed fart lighting. This is where the noxious gasses ignite within the ass and create a terrible, terrible mess.

"Why are you in a wheel chair?"
"When I was a kid, I had a fart lighting mishap, caught some ass backdraft, and burnt the lower half of my body right off the bones."

by Craig McRae July 17, 2006