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backdrafting 

When you fart but you are unsure if it stinks or not, so you back up several feet to determine it's level of toxicity .
Richard was unsure as to how bad his fart was, so he began backdrafting into it. Turns out it was one of those farts that could eat the stitching out of Levi's.
backdrafting by Stan Mars June 28, 2016
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Backdrafting 

To fart during anal sex.
Farting whilst engaging in anal sex. To blow gas past penis whilst engaging in anal sex, backdrafting the gas
Backdrafting by ottafish June 8, 2010

backdrafting 

wow backdrafting is soooooo hot
backdrafting by yowkitty March 14, 2009

backdating 

Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render yourself less of a slut/player.
"Yeah, we did it on the first date. But we’ve been backdating, so I can still say I’ve never slept with anyone I went out with less than three times … "
backdating by aboredlawyer June 26, 2008

backdating 

When you date your ex out of desperation, boredom, guilt, or displaced regret.
I thought you and Cindy broke up a long time ago.

Yeah, we're just backdating.

Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.

backdating damnation 

The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.
J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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