20 definitions by shootandrun

oscaritis

When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.

I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.

by shootandrun January 22, 2014

coal mole

fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.

Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.

by shootandrun May 31, 2011

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

by shootandrun October 11, 2009

updowngrade

The decline in quality or loss of useful functions when a piece of software is upgraded.

This new Mac operating system really sucks. The calculator app doesn't work, the audio files won't play... this is a total updowngrade.

by shootandrun December 5, 2015

Connecticut

A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas

1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.

by shootandrun June 13, 2007

breeding tag

(noun) a wedding ring.

As soon as I saw the breeding tag on his/her finger, I knew he/she was off limits.

by shootandrun June 15, 2007

urinography

The craft of writing or drawing with your pee.

Jenkins was talented in the art of urinography. Last week, after the big snowstorm, he unzipped , dropped his trousers, and wrote a love poem to his girlfriend in a snowbank.

by shootandrun October 29, 2009