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Blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in Norway, but more and more Norwegian people use it. Most likely it is taken from the word " blast". It's said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. It means many different things.

1. To kick/ beat somebodys ass
2. To fuck
3. To mock
4. When your discussing something, and you win.
In English:

1. "I'll blæst you, if you mess with my gang"
2. "I'd blæst that girl up and down all week long"
3. If you diss somebody you could say: "I blæsta you"
4. Leif: " White chocolate is the best cause it's white!"
Amin: " No, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!" Amin wins, because he has the best argument. He'll probably say" I blæsta you!"

In Norwegian:

1. " Jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min"
2. " Jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka"
3. Hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: " Jeg blæsta deg"
4. Leif: " Hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!"
Amin: " Svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!" Amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. Han vil sannsynligvis si: " Jeg blæsta deg!"
Blæste by Leifi March 18, 2007
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Blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in Norway, but more and more Norwegian people use it. Most likely it is taken from the word " blast". It's said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. It means many different things.

1. To kick/ beat somebodys ass
2. To fuck
3. To mock
4. When your discussing something, and you win.
In English:

1. "I'll blæst you, if you mess with my gang"
2. "I'd blæst that girl up and down all week long"
3. If you diss somebody you could say: "I blæsta you"
4. Leif: " White chocolate is the best cause it's white!"
Amin: " No, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!" Amin wins, because he has the best argument. He'll probably say" I blæsta you!"

In Norwegian:

1. " Jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min"
2. " Jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka"
3. Hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: " Jeg blæsta deg"
4. Leif: " Hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!"
Amin: " Svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!" Amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. Han vil sannsynligvis si: " Jeg blæsta deg!"
Blæste by Leifi December 14, 2008
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