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Blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in Norway, but more and more Norwegian people use it. Most likely it is taken from the word " blast". It's said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. It means many different things.

1. To kick/ beat somebodys ass
2. To fuck
3. To mock
4. When your discussing something, and you win.
In English:

1. "I'll blæst you, if you mess with my gang"
2. "I'd blæst that girl up and down all week long"
3. If you diss somebody you could say: "I blæsta you"
4. Leif: " White chocolate is the best cause it's white!"
Amin: " No, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!" Amin wins, because he has the best argument. He'll probably say" I blæsta you!"

In Norwegian:

1. " Jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min"
2. " Jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka"
3. Hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: " Jeg blæsta deg"
4. Leif: " Hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!"
Amin: " Svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!" Amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. Han vil sannsynligvis si: " Jeg blæsta deg!"
Blæste by Leifi March 18, 2007
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Blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in Norway, but more and more Norwegian people use it. Most likely it is taken from the word " blast". It's said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. It means many different things.

1. To kick/ beat somebodys ass
2. To fuck
3. To mock
4. When your discussing something, and you win.
In English:

1. "I'll blæst you, if you mess with my gang"
2. "I'd blæst that girl up and down all week long"
3. If you diss somebody you could say: "I blæsta you"
4. Leif: " White chocolate is the best cause it's white!"
Amin: " No, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!" Amin wins, because he has the best argument. He'll probably say" I blæsta you!"

In Norwegian:

1. " Jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min"
2. " Jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka"
3. Hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: " Jeg blæsta deg"
4. Leif: " Hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!"
Amin: " Svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!" Amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. Han vil sannsynligvis si: " Jeg blæsta deg!"
Blæste by Leifi December 14, 2008

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019
Any gun or firearm
When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!
blaster by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster 

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus
Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

blavstepping 

When a player overdoes the backstep rule in the MMORPG game Sherwood Dungeon and is now basically running backwards all over the courtyard in an attempt to not get killed and respawned.
Yo did you see how that dude was blavstepping? What an abuser!

Blavstepping is the new trend in nowadays' clans. Bad.
blavstepping by Drsymon September 24, 2020
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