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"Bæstet" is the danish word for "The beast". "Bæstet" particulary enjoys eating dürums, and will do so with a firm double-handed grip, and bites into them with strength beyond this world.
If you should run into "Bæstet" During this procedure, you should be very cautious, and never ever ask to smell hos dürum or eventual beverages , as he will be very aggressive.
Guy 1: Look it's Bæstet!
Guy 2: Be careful he is Having a dürum!
Guy 1: Oh shit lets get out og here !
bæstet by Wagwanbrudda November 13, 2019
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"Bæstet" is the danish word for "The Beast"

"Bæstet" is particulary happy when he gets a dürum , and will devour it with a firm double grip and dig into it with strength beyond this world. You should be very careful around "Bæstet" when he is eating, and you may never smell hos food or other beverages.
Guy 1: Look at that ! It's Bæstet

Guy 2: be careful, you shouldn't get close to him, he is eating a dürum
Guy 1: Oh shit
bæstet by Wagwanbrudda November 13, 2019
Bæstet is the danish word for "The Beast", Bæstet particularly enjoys eating a dürum, and will do so with a firm, strong double grip. You must be very careful not to ask Bæstet if you can smell his food, or other beverages, or he might go berzerk!
Guy : Look it's Bæstet!
Guy 2: Be careful, he is eating a dürum and having a gazoz !
Guy: Shit let's get out of here !
Bæstet by Wagwanbrudda November 14, 2019

[GM] Bastet 

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.
GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"

[GM] Bastet by lolme January 8, 2009
The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.
I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess
bastet by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003

Bastette 

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.
Bastette by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

bastette 

"You're a real bastette, Jane."

"And you're a real bastard, Joe."
bastette by skierscott February 23, 2009
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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