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When one pops a boner (erection) while doing business.
I was looking at cheryl from my cubical and I sprung a bizner.
Bizner by Tzatziki Sauce November 10, 2010
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binnered 

When something is fucked up thoroughly because of sheer incompetence.

Named after dumbass Sciz Rizz who got the nickname "Binner" from his fondness for plowing his hoopty into dumpsters and leaving the scene.
"Look at that tile work. It's all binnered up."
binnered by EatItJosh June 17, 2017
Related Words
Bizner biznerch biznerk Binner bitner biner bizness bizzer biener Bifner

Snizz Bizzer 

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.
Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.
Snizz Bizzer by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008

loony binner 

Someone who belongs in a loony bin but with the added subtle implication that even when a person appears fully functional and sane in the world that the truth can be entirely otherwise.
As I sat at my computer workstation on the other side of the wall from where the shrieking mentally ill prison inmate was coming entirely unglued, performing all of my workplace tasks without difficulty, a novel question popped suddenly into my head: just who exactly is the loony binner?
loony binner by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

handle our bizness 

To go talk about something in private away from the others.
Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!
n., deliberate respelling of "business" with meanings generally derived from that word. May refer to any purposeful activity, or more specifically to a particular action (commonly sexual) or a matter of personal concern. As with the word "business" from which it derives, may be used in the informal sense of a tongue-lashing or rebuke.
(referring to personal matters): "Don't be all gettin' up in my bizness."

(as a rebuke): "I ain't takin' none of her bizness about where I was last night."
bizness by Freisler October 20, 2003

murda bizness 

the competitive act of slaying every hoe because you are the most gorgeous, successful, white rapping, booty popping, Louboutin wearing, struggle trusting, Aussie, goddess who had no money, no family and was 16 in the middle of Miami
-Iggy Azalea
-Click, clack, bang, bang, we in the murda bizness
-I'm still in that murda bizness , I can hold ya down like I'm giving lessons in physics, you should want a bad bitch like this.
murda bizness by $helby & 3ve May 28, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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