cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.

ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*

by Grim January 31, 2005

cubical rat

A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.

"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."

by inadrat December 31, 2006

Cubical time

Double penetration

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.

by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010

cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 22, 2009

Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).

Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".

by torileeo May 6, 2009

cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia

He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin

by Chilly Waters October 20, 2013

Cubical Cream

you take whatever meaning you want
whether it be cube
for stability
or cream
for riches
whatever you want it to be

i want cubical cream said john, whatever you want john

by fortnight dance April 27, 2021