bitner 

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

bitner by Anonymous May 24, 2003

bitner 

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

bitner by merc October 9, 2004

bitner 

to fail miserably in the face of imminent success

I totally bitnered that one up.

bitner by Tim Wilk March 12, 2004

bitner 

3. To wrongfully deprive another of something, either via fraud, misrepresentation, or complete bat-shit insanity

Dude, Matel so bitnered Photog from Nathan Bitner!

bitner by Anonymous June 7, 2003

bitner 

Roots from Satonic religions. General term used to 'screw people over'.

"Dude, i just got bitnered!"

bitner by God October 10, 2003

bitner 

a bitner is a hat like you wear on your head. one of the bucket kind.

these people are idiots its a fricken hat
"hey dont steal my bitner"

bitner by george January 29, 2004

Bitner 

Crotchety old person who is no longer cognitively "all there"

Tom: "Man, my neighbor's really gone off the deep end ever since he turned 80"
Brad: "Yeah, he's turned into a real bitner"

Bitner by Maverick Atlas July 25, 2017