Bitchwreck

Someone who is a trainwreck with a lot of emotions.

Since you fell off your diet and failed your exam, you have been such a bitchwreck.

The lady on Mean Girls who "doesn't even go to this school" is a bitchwreck.

by My boyfriend is a bitchwreck October 3, 2012

Bitchcricket

Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.

I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.

by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

Bitchcrack

The cracking of a bitch.

That bitch was bitchcracked for her behaviour to the other bitch.

by YEAHZILLE June 9, 2009

bitchprick

a hetero male (metrosexual or otherwise) who participates in being catty and/or bitchy in an otherwise stereotypically feminine fashion, but without loss of masculinity; simultaneously being a bitch and a prick; bitch + prick

Female friend: "Remember X from high school?"
Male friend: "THAT cow? She'd hike her skirt for a lollipop, much less love."
Female friend: "Wow--who's being a bitchprick today?"

"My best friend is a nice guy but he disses people a lot--a real bitchprick."

by Ph(abulous) D(iva) July 30, 2009

bitchcracka

a girl/boy who is going out with a boy/girl whom you yourself like. He/she may be an angel, but because they are with the one you like, they kinda suck.

"Oh great, he brought his bitchcracka to the basketball game."

by Madeline hootie hoo December 7, 2005

bitchprick

a hetero male (metrosexual or otherwise) who is catty / bitchy in a stereotypically feminine way but without loss of masculinity; a hereto male who cuttingly gossips; bitch + prick

Female friend: "Remember X from high school?"
Male friend: "Oh yeah, the one who would hike her skirt for a lollipop, much less love or cash? Yeah, I remember her."
Female friend: "Wow, who's a bitchprick today?"

"My boyfriend is a nice guy but sometimes the way he disses people--a real bitchprick."

by Ph(abulous) D(iva) July 30, 2009