bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

bitchelerette

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.

Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!

by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006

bitchhickers

Hot bitches that hitchhike

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!

by crincled November 7, 2010

Bitchmaker

An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.

Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?

Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.

by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010

bitchcocker

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.

" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!

by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009